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Phone a Clone

Comedy

Intended Audience: Family

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Need an Extra pair of hands? Just Phone a Clone.

Ladies, does this sound familiar? You're making breakfast for your family, your husband is yelling at you that he can’t find his keys. Instead of eating, your son is doing his homework that he didn’t finish the night before and wants you to tell him what the square root of Pi is, your daughter is yelling at you because the peach blouse she just has to wear to school today is still in the dirty clothes hamper, and the baby has decided that the kitchen wall looks much better with his cereal on it. Well how long does this go on before you finally reach your breaking point and scream “Enough! I’m doing the best I can, there’s only one of me!”

Well that doesn’t have to be the case any longer. Now when you need that extra pair of hands, or when you need to meet that deadline, or anytime you’re at the end of your rope and are ready to use it to strangle your family, you can just call us at Phone a Clone.


Meet the Filmmaker

  • Directed by Charles White
  • Written by Charles and Cynthia White
  • Produced by Cynthia White
    Charles White
  • Running Time 12 min
  • Release Date 2004
  • Country United States of America
  • Content Rating Intended Audience: family

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Directed by Charles White

Written by Charles and Cynthia White

Produced by Cynthia White
Charles White

Cast Carey McElroy: Bart
Dolores Clark: Dominique
Anthony Balch: Young Bob
Tom O'connell: Dad
Vanessa Nayman: Kern Wassan
Teresa Nayman: Neighbor
Andy Willison: Bruce
Chris Willison: Gordon
Veronica Speak: William
Veronica Speak's Clone: Mayor's Assistant
1st Van Driver: JT
2nd Van Driver: Dom
Steady Boyfriend: Candice
Irresistable Hunk: Jason
Poker Buddy: Perry
Poker Buddy: Nurse Katherine
Poker Buddy: the Young Man
Poker Buddy: his Mother
Poker Buddy: the Maidservant
Crew Allen Berry: Composer, Pianist
Stan Tankersley: Composer, Pianist
Cynthia Whiite: Composer, Pianist
Charles Whiite: Composer, Pianist
Allen Berry: Composer, Pianist
Stan Tankersley: Composer, Pianist

Most of the character names come from the real world of cloning. Dolly the sheep was the 1st well known cloned animal so our 1st testimonial comes from Dolly Lamb. As dolly the sheep grew to adulthood she became a giant, so this too is touched on in the film. Of course the world was soon to find out that the French group the "Raelians" had been cloning things for years and had infact already cloned a human baby.... While the cloned child was never revealed to the public we felt it only appropriate to pay homage and name our announcer Ray Lee ens... we did resist giving him a French accent though.

Thank You for purchasing "Phone a Clone".

We hope that you enjoy it and that it at least brings a smile or two to your lips.

Actually we hope that you fall on the floor laughing so hard that you can't catch your breath and you get one of those side cramps that you get when you run to hard.

However, if you just end up feeling that you got your money's worth then we'll be happy,

Thanks again,

Charlie and Cindy White

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