Brock Buttman reports to you "live" as the Flesh Eating Ghouls From Outer Space assault earth. Mankind is doomed to be consumed and our only savior may be the military, Twinkies and a little girl who is so adorable she'll have you singing in the park at midnight. Will the Ghouls conquer earth? Is this just a cheap hoax, or perhaps a government cover up to raise gas prices? More news at 6:00, now back to our regularly scheduled programming...
